Well, trick-or-treating was a bust. Big time.
Seriously, when it comes to things that are really, really cool, my kid consistently lets me down when it comes to his attitude. I get all hyped up and excited about things, like I can’t wait to see the look on his face, and then he ends up totally hating whatever it is.
For instance, the Aquarium of the Pacific. The kid loves dogs. And cats. And bears. And birds. So of course he would like fish. And sharks. And dolphins. And seals.
Nope. Hated all of it. Cried. Threw a temper tantrum. We ended up pushing him around in the stroller while I drooled all over the cool stuff.
Another example? His first birthday cake. I thought for sure the kid would be face first in that thing, chowing down like a fat kid on a cupcake. I was all primed, waiting in the wings with my camera…all I got was a couple licks of the frosting and then he was over it. That was that.
This summer, when we took him to the fountains, I was ready to dive in, fully clothed, with my child just to see him run around and have a great time. Nope. The only reason I ended up soaked was because he was so terrified, he wouldn’t move, and I ended up having to go in and get him out so we could go home.
There’s no way I would attempt Disneyland right now, for fear that he would kill every piece of my heart if he hated it.
So, I’m not really sure what I was thinking when I got all geared up for Halloween. Not really sure why I let him pick out a basket to use for trick-or-treating; or why I filled it halfway up with dum dums and Smarties, just to get him excited. Because the moment some stranger tried to hand him a candy bar, he freaked out. Cried. Threw his bag down and screamed, “NO!!!”
I mean, I guess I should be glad that my child refuses to take candy from strangers, but seriously. Mommy and daddy totally missed out on the stash!
(This was taken just moments before the major meltdown).
We ended up going to four houses. Bummer.
There is, however, some silver lining to this fairly dark cloud — I bought a bunch of candy in anticipation of trick-or-treaters. We didn’t get one. Not even one single child came knocking on our door to score free goodies! What the hell is wrong with kids these days!?!?
So yeah. The Jeters have a house full of m&ms, Reese’s, Snickers, Mounds, Smarties, and dum dums…nice.